and they’re like: “Hey! What are you doing here”?
I’m just like: “Oh you know hunting cows.”
Rule of Tumblr: You must always reblog the creator of Tumblr sassing his peasants
When you were little:
When your older:
I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me
as a boy I can confirm that this makes me really nervous